i'm afraid i'm that person

Took me a while to admit it How chronically online I get 8 hours in one day Jeez, find a job, get up and out there

Aren't you tired? Go out or touch grass I don't know

I'm afraid I'm that person Who adds emojis after every text Laughs at your jokes even when it hurts Talks about love even when we just talked

I'm afraid I'm that person Who sends memes at 3 a.m. Remembers your face, oh but not your name Overexplains myself (oh, did you ask what time it was? Oh)

Took me a while to admit it (ooh) I'm fully online, can't quit it 8 hours in one day Jeez, find a job, get up and out there (ooh)

Aren't you tired? Go out or touch grass I don't know

I'm afraid I'm that person Who orders a cocktail down the bar Talks about Taylor Swift all year, all my life Tells jokes you don't find funny

I'm afraid I'm that person Who mumbles and says "never mind" Watches TikToks of shirtless people Puts on my coat like a runway model

But you gotta love me for me Hate me for what you see I don't really care, sweetie So long as I can be me

I'm afraid I'm that person Who wears fancy perfume even when I'm at home Yaps to you all the time about random shit Tells sex jokes my family wishes I didn't

I'm afraid I'm that person Who never replies to your message Obsesses over websites and servers Flirts with every person I meet

I'm afraid I'm that person Your mom probably warned you about Your dad said you better watch out Your grandma's worst nightmare

But oh, and oh I'm afraid I'm also that person Who'll stay by your side whatever happens Take a bullet for you, no hesitation Defend you whenever you're not around

Oh, and oh, and oh, I have more I'm afraid I'm also that person Who cares for you more than I can show Prays for you before I go to bed Thinks about you everywhere I go

Oh wait, I actually have more But I'm afraid this'll be the end of this song If you know me, then you know (haha, could yap here all day)