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i'm afraid i'm that person

from static flux · track 02 / 16 · 3:20

*** sing along badly *** parental advisory: feels *** winamp visualizer not included ***

album dropped: October 2025

file: /music/static-flux/im-afraid-im-that-person

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LYRICS.TXT

Took me a while to admit it

How chronically online I get

8 hours in one day

Jeez, find a job, get up and out there

Aren't you tired?

Go out or touch grass

I don't know

I'm afraid I'm that person

Who adds emojis after every text

Laughs at your jokes even when it hurts

Talks about love even when we just talked

I'm afraid I'm that person

Who sends memes at 3 a.m.

Remembers your face, oh but not your name

Overexplains myself (oh, did you ask what time it was? Oh)

Took me a while to admit it (ooh)

I'm fully online, can't quit it

8 hours in one day

Jeez, find a job, get up and out there (ooh)

Aren't you tired?

Go out or touch grass

I don't know

I'm afraid I'm that person

Who orders a cocktail down the bar

Talks about Taylor Swift all year, all my life

Tells jokes you don't find funny

I'm afraid I'm that person

Who mumbles and says "never mind"

Watches TikToks of shirtless people

Puts on my coat like a runway model

But you gotta love me for me

Hate me for what you see

I don't really care, sweetie

So long as I can be me

I'm afraid I'm that person

Who wears fancy perfume even when I'm at home

Yaps to you all the time about random shit

Tells sex jokes my family wishes I didn't

I'm afraid I'm that person

Who never replies to your message

Obsesses over websites and servers

Flirts with every person I meet

I'm afraid I'm that person

Your mom probably warned you about

Your dad said you better watch out

Your grandma's worst nightmare

But oh, and oh

I'm afraid I'm also that person

Who'll stay by your side whatever happens

Take a bullet for you, no hesitation

Defend you whenever you're not around

Oh, and oh, and oh, I have more

I'm afraid I'm also that person

Who cares for you more than I can show

Prays for you before I go to bed

Thinks about you everywhere I go

Oh wait, I actually have more

But I'm afraid this'll be the end of this song

If you know me, then you know

(haha, could yap here all day)


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